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Golfing with an older man
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours
to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could
get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an
old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young
man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent
to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far,
but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached
the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a
large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and
the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said,
"You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball
up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground
not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that
pine tree was only three feet tall."
"Source: Aha! Jokes, http://www.AhaJokes.com/
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