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I did all of that?
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped
the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to
get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the
sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off
the course?"
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out
onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of
control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't
make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do
about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my
right thumb."
"Source: Aha! Jokes, http://www.AhaJokes.com/
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